Facebook Friends
My friend Chava had the most brilliant Facebook status yesterday:
Chava has more high school friends on Facebook than she ever had in high school.
Get it? It only take 5 minutes with a Facebook account and you are bombarded with friend requests from your 10th grade biology lab partner, your first girlfriend from junior high, a handful of folks you don’t remember at all even though you graduated with them.
That’s why it is funny. People you never knew in high school will totally be your friends online. You CAN be popular, even though I..uh, I mean you, were a total dork as a teenager.