Posts tagged: dirty jokes

“Slower. Slower. Ohhh yeah, pull that shot just like that…”

Me, texting from coffee shop: This is the world’s slowest barista. Which would be fine if I were at the Bikini Coffee Co. But I’m not, so it isn’t.

Friend: Maybe you should leave them a comment card asking for faster service or more skin.

Me: I think we might be onto the perfect business paradigm.

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