Oden’s Junk

Greg Oden, Portland’s favorite “big man,” apparently took some racy pictures with his cell phone and then sent them via SMS to… someone. Naturally, they ended up online.

When Oden had a presser later to come clean and, uh, “open the kimono” about the affair, he downplayed the sexting situation.

“I took those pictures a year and a half ago. I’ve grown a lot since then.”

BADA-BOOM!

A young reporter, seemingly trying to avoid participation in such a crass circus, asked, “For the team, how big of a distraction is this?”

“About 10 inches,” everyone whispered under their breath.

BADA-BING!

Just to hammer the joke home, from the musical Dr. Horrible’s Sing-along Blog: “The hammer is my penis.” Or in this case, Oden’s.